“Where beauty is skin deep & manscaping is like landscaping!”
There’s too much to love about the advertising for this ‘skin spa.’ For example, they may be in Portland (3939 NE MLK), but their website shows a photograph of some buildings, surrounded by palm trees, that are most definitely not in the Pacific Northwest.
It’s all about what you can dream yourself into, though, isn’t it.
Now… how about these treatments?
“Scientists at Sothys in France collaborate with universities and research laboratories in order to develop products and professional treatments with formulas combining well-being and technology for a positive transformation effect on body and mind. Sothys continues to set the pace with innovative collections featuring cosmeceuticals, marine & botanical actives and COMEBIO certified organics.”
Ron Jeremy: the skin is the largest organ of your body. The Madonna Peel: revealing your virginal complexion. Charlie Sheen: this is what WINNING feels like.
One treatment that is not listed on their brochure is the world-famous Skin Tape Session. Of course, the video makes it sound like a skin tape session is exhorbitantly expensive, so perhaps it’s just for folks in more upscale areas that Northeast Portland.
Meanwhile, I’ll be seeing you down at the spa – first thing for me is a Hairy Mary, and then I’ll be getting a Liz Taylor Lift!